Things I see when jogging around Ttown

1. Packs of girls in designer work out gear walking and gossiping. Perfect make up without a trace of sweat
2. Skinny Asian kids with backpacks bigger than they are.
3. Fat, sweaty guys who pass me. Twice. Or more.
4. English springer spaniels in perfectly manicured lawns who bark at me like I stepped on the azaleas or something. I somehow get my second wind in front of these houses.
5. MILFs in black spandex
6. At least one person wearing what I call the "monkey shoes" (aka those stupid looking running shoes with toes)
7. Stray cats
8. Super fratty looking dudes who I assume are coming from class, but never have bookbags
9. Someone I know driving by in a car with whom I fervently avoid making eye contact
10. People who look amused by me
11. People who look like they feel sorry for me
12.Visions of chips and dips dancing in my head

Other related thoughts:
1. I am very out of shape
2. Chuck and Susan, why did y'all have to get married at the beach? I'm staying in a house with 5 boys who, unlike Trerry, are not ready for this jelly, and who will need their eyesight in their legal careers so gouging their eyes out is not an option.
3. I really want some chips.